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hi so it looks like we're all probably gonna die
someone go stop this conflict pls
thx
Residents of Chronia report a shocking sighting: the enigmatic clock-headed figure was seen wielding a golden chakram while patrolling the lower streets. Witnesses describe the weapon as gleaming and perfectly circular, spinning unnervingly as it was carried.
Authorities have not issued a formal statement, though citizens are advised to exercise caution and avoid confronting the figure. Many speculate this could signal a resurgence of strange activity tied to the remnants of the Great Shattering.
so this is unusal. why the fuck would he be there, and what is he doing there?
i have asked around and here's what people said:
it seems like he is definitely hiding something. just like, watch yourself, and we'll see if the Outcast does sometihing stupid.
City planners recommend a world map. Void Returner Olive disagrees and suggests everyone to "just fucking remember, it's not that hard".
An explosion went off at Rightlight today at 3:10 AM, prompting residents to flee the area. The incident has been classified by City Oversight as a terror attack led by local insurgent actors.
In response, district leadership has announced an accelerated deployment of AI-powered Enforcement Units (AIEUs) to maintain stability across the following districts:
According to a statement from the Ministry of Urban Progress, these new AIEUs represent “an even more efficient approach to peace and compliance in the city.”
This afternoon, the Outcast was assaulted near the convenience story in Westfall. The victim was later seen walking away, still conscious, carrying nothing.
"this piece of shit will be the bane of my fucking existence I SWEAR TO GOD-" he says.
In an unexpected display of strength, Kataclysm reportedly blocked the central intersection of Post-Void City for several hours. Commuters were forced to reroute, causing widespread traffic disruptions. Officials are reviewing surveillance footage to determine the cause.
(idk, this guy is good at ragebaiting.)
Despite previous reports of the Outcast being incapacitated, eyewitnesses confirm that the individual continues to roam the city. Residents express concern over potential disturbances, citing unpredictable behavior and past incidents.
Local authorities have stated they are monitoring the situation, but no official measures have yet been announced. Citizens are urged to remain vigilant and report any unusual activity.
Late yesterday, Kataclysm reportedly struck the giant mural of Necromance in a city in the New World. Passersby describe the punch as “intense, yet oddly graceful,” leaving visible cracks across the figure’s face.
City officials are assessing the damage and debating whether to repair, repaint, or simply leave it as a tribute to local sentiment. Many residents are divided: some celebrate the act as symbolic rebellion, while others see it as vandalism.
No arrests have been made, though authorities caution that further actions may be monitored.
Locals reported a strange figure wandering the lower streets of Chronia’s ruins late last night. Witnesses describe him as a tall, metallic being with a clock for a head
Officials have yet to comment on the sighting, though many believe it to be connected to the old legends of the Shattering: the day time itself broke, and the kingdom began to decay. Whether the clock-headed man is a remnant of that past or a sign of what’s to come, no one knows. But one thing’s certain: Chronia’s time has started moving again, and not in the right direction.
Multiple residents reported seeing strange, colored lights hovering over the city at dawn. The phenomenon lasted roughly ten minutes before fading. Experts are investigating possible electrical charges or unknown atmospheric effects.
Eyewitnesses describe the lights as shifting in color from deep violet to bright teal, forming intricate patterns that seemed to move with intent. Some speculated that the phenomenon could be linked to experimental technology, while others whispered about more supernatural explanations.
City authorities have urged calm, emphasizing that no immediate danger has been detected. Traffic cameras and security drones captured partial footage, though analysis is still underway. Local astronomers noted unusual activity in the sky that may correlate with the lights, but further research is required to determine the cause.
Meanwhile, social media has exploded with photos, videos, and speculation, making the event a viral sensation. Residents are advised to report any similar sightings to municipal offices and avoid crowding the affected areas until experts provide more information.
Chronia residents continue reporting anomalies in time, with clocks running inconsistently and unexpected jumps in daylight. Scientists theorize these glitches are residual effects from the Great Shattering, and advise minimal travel during unusual hours.
A few months prior, a resident muralist completed a large-scale tribute to Necromance on the side of a city warehouse. The artwork has since become a point of debate, admired for skill but criticized for glorifying past chaos.
Months ago, citizens noticed unusual cracks forming on the Grand Clocktower in Chronia. Engineers were dispatched to evaluate structural integrity, citing potential risks from lingering temporal anomalies.
No immediate danger was reported, but the clocktower remains under observation.
A few months ago, Kataclysm reportedly struck a reinforced wall in Void City's Right District with immense force, creating a tremor felt across nearby streets. Officials confirmed no injuries, but structural inspections are ongoing.
Local businesses are advised to take precautions, though many residents remain fascinated by the display of sheer strength.
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A few months back, mysterious symbols began appearing across several districts, painted on walls and alleyways. Some residents claim these markings are a form of protest, while others view them as a warning or a sign of unrest.
City officials have yet to provide a formal explanation but urge residents to remain vigilant and report any suspicious behavior.
i wish i could like reveal my voice so that i can say *smacks lip* "THIS WINE TASTES LIKE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE" in an overly british tone.
Late last night, a resident of Westfall District was discovered wandering the streets in an evidently intoxicated state. Eyewitnesses describe the individual as “completely out of it” and occasionally talking to inanimate objects.
Authorities were called to the scene, providing assistance and ensuring the citizen’s safety. No property damage or injuries were reported, though neighbors expressed concern over public safety and requested increased vigilance in the area.
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“i mean, yeah. ai will lead to the end of humanity. but in the meantime, we could make a shit load of money from this”
In a city where losing your wallet has a higher chance than you finding true love, it’s time to face the inevitable. Whether it’s a back-alley encounter or a stranger with fast hands, we've got you covered.
Before you scream or run, take a quick look at your assailant. Are they armed? Masked? Floating slightly above the ground? These are all important clues. Robbers come in many varieties, from the polite "hand-it-over" types to the ghosts who phase through walls. Adjust your tone accordingly.
Sometimes, all they want is your wallet. Sometimes, it’s your soul. Either way, keep calm and make small talk. Compliment their weapon, mention the weather, pretend you’ve read their manifesto. It might not save you, but it’ll make things less awkward.
Citizens who tried to fight back have historically ended up as murals, and not the flattering kind. Unless you have a golden chakram and a reason to use it, let the professionals handle it (if they ever do).
The city is unpredictable, but patterns emerge. Maybe next time, store your valuables in a wallet, or your fucking room.
In conclusion, getting robbed here isn’t a failure, it’s a rite of passage. Consider it a crash course in humility, survival, and the delicate art of not looking too rich.
Thanks for reading :)
- Poppy & Anemone
so im taking a test today, but i dont feel like it
so im just gonna make an article here
uh, idk what to type in here
ok bye